Humorix - The SSSCA Doesn't Go Far Enough

'[[Humorix's] Editor's Note: The following is a letter that HumoriXP sent to the Senate Judiciary Committee in response to the proposed SSSCA.]'

'1. WHEREAS Congress finds that the vast majority of Internet users and entertainment consumers are thieves, pirates, miscreants, Communists, hackers, and anarchists, and that musicians, artists, writers, authors, directors, actors, programmers and executives are suffering undue harm as a result, we hereby enact the Secure Software Systems for the Children Act of 2002 to declare war against copyright, trademark, patent, and trade secret violations throughout the world.'