So what other religious phrases can we adapt to Murphyism?... Don't be the last on your block to get a Murphy Saves bumpersticker. Ask your friends, Have you accepted Murphy as your personal savior?. I haven't read enough of the Book of Murphy yet to know whether Murphy died for my bugs, or because of them.
Actually, I think some Eastern religion fits in much better here. "We all have a little bit of Murphy inside us." "Bugs do not truly die, they reincarnate. The more Murphy karma they have, the bigger they come back." And the coup de grace, "The Murphy that can be understood is not the true Murphy."