posted Sep 16, 2014

While Star Trek was ahead of its time in many ways, you could tell they never lived with the technology they hypothesized. For instance, there's no episode in which Wesley Crusher walks around with his PADD unlocked while cradling it on his chest, causing a Major Interstellar Diplomatic Incident when he accidentally ends up emailing pictures of his armpit to the Klingon High Council along with a text message consisting of "klxitijtjqtktkjjt", which is of course an ancient and dishonorable way of challenging the entire Council to a mandatory duel to the death.

Fortunately, all I managed to do with my accidentally unlocked phone today was start the stopwatch and bring up the texting screen without actually sending anything. But still, it's sorta scary just what socially-horrible things you can do from that touchscreen.


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